In school i was
taught India has unity in diversity. When i grew up i found what was taught to me
in school is correct. However, unfortunately, there is a difference between
theory and practice; as i grew up i found India is one but not because of the
reasons mentioned by my school teachers.
I don’t remember
much of what was taught to me in school and it really doesn’t matter anymore because
i have cleared my school exams and nobody is ever gonna bother me again with theoretical
questions (except in a job interview where the interviewer has no clue of what
i do). The truth is India has unity in diversity because whichever part of
India you will visit you will find corrupt traffic cops, few anti-bachelor
neighbors and an immediate power-cut whenever it will rain in your city.
Last night, just
like every other average Indian guy, i was at home, watching pirated downloaded movie
on my laptop and waiting for my dabba. The dabbawalla came, knocked on my door,
yelled ‘Sir, please eat your dabba. It’s raining’ and left. I yelled back, “Okay”
and wondered, what is the relationship between rain and eating your dabba at 9
pm? Since i couldn’t figure it out i decided to take help from a higher
authority and decided to google it. However, before i could google it the internet connection stopped working. Along with internet the tubelight and fan in
my room also stopped working. The darkness in my room brought to light the reason why my dabbawalla had asked
me to immediately eat my dabba, but unfortunately it was too late. Also, since
it rained all night in Pune electricity supply was not restored the entire
night. Somebody has rightly said “college
education is no substitute for street-smartness. “
In the morning i woke up to a rotating fan. The power supply was back and this was a huge relief to me because now i could
use google. I googled for relationship between rain and power cut. This google
search led to the discovery of the second question of my life which even google
couldn’t answer. (The first question being ‘What women what?’)
Google’s failure
meant i had to use my brain to figure out the relationship between rain and immediate
power cuts. Although i am not as intelligent or resourceful as google i gave a
serious thought to what co-relationship can exist between Variable A (Rain) and
Variable B (Blackout). I think the reason our state electricity boards cut
power when it rains is because they consider rain as a sign from God to enforce
a blackout.
I know this
might not be a perfect answer because it is from me and not from google but i still
hope that you will agree with me. If you don’t then please kindly enlighten me
with a better reason by typing in the comment box.
Okay lemme enlighten my buoy ;). As our India is developing country, we shud obv expect the genuine reasons for the failures. Rain is blessed in asia only and to enjoy the rain,there has to be no light and darkness also hv its charm. Dont u enjoy the phase when light goes off :). u do def. Shweta.
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